My Fool Proof "Get Fit" Plan

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  1. 1.
    Go on the Internet.
  2. 2.
    Find healthy, low carb recipes.
  3. 3.
    Find exercises that won't make you want to die - but also give results.
  4. 4.
    Eat more junk food than you would usually - because tomorrow everything changes.
  5. 5.
    Wake up later than you thought you would.
  6. 6.
    Realize you don't have any food except sugary cereal.
  7. 7.
    Make an exception, because you haven't had time to go to the grocery store yet. Today is just a try out.
  8. 8.
    Eat more junk food than you would usually - because tomorrow everything changes.
  9. 9.
    Have a healthy breakfast.
  10. 10.
    Feel too tired to work out.
  11. 11.
    Get hungry while you're working.
  12. 12.
    Realize that you didn't buy snacks in order to discourage yourself from snacking.
  13. 13.
    Find a freezer burned pint of chocolate chip cookie ice cream in the back of the freezer.
  14. 14.
    Eat it - but immediately feel guilty. It didn't even taste good.
  15. 15.
    Criticize yourself for not being able to have self discipline for longer than 24 hours.
  16. 16.
    Give up.
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