1. Waving to my friends from across the room.*
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    *Embarrassing them.
  2. Coordinating track suits with my sister.
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  3. Lizzie McGuire
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    My inspiration. My muse.
  4. Very confusing chub distribution.
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    Is it a fat roll? Is it a boob? Who's to say?
  5. Never getting the lead in the school play.
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    Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
  6. Faux swearing
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  7. Having insane crushes on boys who don't care.
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  8. Glitter everything.
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  9. Aaron Carter
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    Mrs. Aaron Carter