My Retirement Brand™
Nap all day. Sleep all night. Party never. 👵🏼
- •Midcentury Ranch-style in Palm SpringsBreak out the open toed orthopedics... Mama's gotta work on her toe tan and succulent garden.
- •Lawn flamingosNo explanation necessary.
- •Pastel hair like a kween
- •Gigantic glasses.The better to see you with, my dear. But also chic af.
- •KaftansI've worn my skinny jeans. I've buttoned my pants. I've lived my life... And I have no patience for pants, anymore.
- •An Afghan HoundObviously.
- •All of the straysCats. Dogs. Birds. Lizards.
- •Succulent gardenIt's literally all I talk about. I joined a gardening club, just to have a willing audience. My husband turns his hearing aid down the minute he hears "succulent".
- •BeekeepingLikely illegal in Palm Springs, so I keep it pretty under wraps. Breaking Bad style.
- •Jarring honey and giving it as a gift.V. V. On brand for me.
- •Just generally keeping things phresh. Not giving into the Avalanche that is age.