My Social Anxiety Survival Kit.
- •Giant, dark sunglasses.No one can see you, duh.
- •A hot beverage.A hot beverage is the closest thing to taking a nap... Without taking a nap.
- •Headphones.No one can talk to you when you're a weird social pariah with headphones on! You can't get overwhelmed by that demon child having a meltdown, either.
- •Andrew Bird in your headphones.Because Andrew Bird is Switzerland. Andrew Bird isn't happy OR sad.
- •A sweater.A sweater is essentially the publicly acceptable way of wrapping yourself in a comforter and leaving the house.
- •GIF lists.GIFs will save the world, one day. You can quote me on that.