My Social Anxiety Survival Kit.

  1. Giant, dark sunglasses.
    No one can see you, duh.
  2. A hot beverage.
    A hot beverage is the closest thing to taking a nap... Without taking a nap.
  3. Headphones.
    No one can talk to you when you're a weird social pariah with headphones on! You can't get overwhelmed by that demon child having a meltdown, either.
  4. Andrew Bird in your headphones.
    Because Andrew Bird is Switzerland. Andrew Bird isn't happy OR sad.
  5. A sweater.
    A sweater is essentially the publicly acceptable way of wrapping yourself in a comforter and leaving the house.
  6. GIF lists.
    GIFs will save the world, one day. You can quote me on that.