Reasons I Just Can't Have a Boyfriend Right Now.
I just can't. There's no time.
- •I'm working on my career.For real, though. I'm not just blowing you off. I mean it this time.
- •I just started listening to the Lord of the Rings audiobook.AFTER SOMEHOW LIVING MY WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT SEEING, READING, OR LISTENING TO IT. What am I doing with my life?! Honestly, I don't feel the need to have anything else on my list.
- •I'm rearing a temperamental feline.#catlady
- •Netflix and sweatpants > Netflix and chill
- •I can decide, while en route to a party, that I just don't want to go.Without having to explain that to anyone.
- •The only people who complain about me washing my hair once a week are saying it behind my back.(Insert confident GIF)
- •Dating apps make me hate our generation.And dating IRL doesn't happen for introverts.
- •I would probably have to clean my room.
- •Also, my car. And I just don't want to.