1. Does anyone ever feel overwhelmed by social media?
  2. I keep opening my apps.
  3. Browsing for five seconds.
  4. Feeling overwhelmed.
  5. Trying to write a list.
  6. Getting one bullet point in and feeling exhausted.
  7. Is this a mid-life list crisis?
  8. Has my millennial facade broken away to reveal my inner baby boomer?
  9. All you kids and your damn iPods.