The Human Names I Have Assigned My Shoes [#makelistweirdagain]

Very grateful to introduce my dirty, worn children to the world, at last.
  1. Sonya.
  2. Beth.
  3. Maggie.
  4. Anne.
  5. Willard.
  6. Skip.
  7. Kourtni.
  8. Lou.
  9. Sylvia.
  10. Millicent.
  11. Lauren.
  12. Carol.
  13. (From left to right : Marcus and Hugo)
    Their wives have been on a "wine tasting tour".... For six months.