The Most California Thing I've Ever Said

Inspired by @emilyannlosey . ALT title: when it rains in California.
  1. "I feel like we're working on a ship in Alaska and making coffee to boost morale"
  2. "Like the deadliest catch."
    Water... It's mocking us.
  3. "THE WIND IS OUT OF CONTROL"
  4. "My hands are so cold, I can't even text at normal speed."