I don't think I'll ever feel as much joy as baby Brittany felt about receiving Barbie Bunk Beds for Christmas.
  1. It starts off nice and slow. Cute little Brittany receives a present.
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    My mom is heard in the background saying "Aren't you a lucky girl!" As clearly displayed by my face - I am very aware of how lucky I am.
  2. I spend a full second staring at the gift and cackling with glee.
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  3. I struggle for a very long time with the wrapping.
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    Ended up needing some assistance. My motor skills were obviously not ideal.
  4. I finally rip a long strip of wrapping paper off. And it's like "oh look how cute and sweet she is" moment.
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  5. Until I realize that I've gotten Barbie Bunk Beds for Christmas... And I let out the most gratifying guttural groan of elation.
    "YYYYUUUUUUUUHHHHHSSSS!!!! BARBIE BUNK BEDS?!?!?!?!!?????!!!!!!!!!"
  6. I wish I could show the clip. Because it is seriously the groan of grown man on Super Bowl Sunday who has bet his life savings on the winning team.
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    My cousin Jenny is in the background like whatevs I got this horse toy. (Jenny has always been creepily into Horses. She might be a less cool version of Tina Belcher.)
  7. Because Jenny doesn't understand how exciting the possibility of being able to treat not one... But two barbies to a refreshing night of sleep.
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    Because horses can't fit in bunk beds and Jenny doesn't understand a world where anyone would need anything that wouldn't fit a horse.
  8. But I do. I get it that world.
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    Don't need you. Bye, Jenny! 👋🏽 If you need me, I'll be the one with five stars on Barbie Yelp for my B&B. 💅🏻
  9. Future entrepreneur, right there.
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  10. Doesn't get it. Only likes horses.
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