These Are the Best Cookies of All Time 🍪
Let's just get straight into this. It's about to get passionate up in here. NSFW.
- •ShortbreadSpecifically those of the Panera Bread Co. variety. It's like the best pie crust you ever had was transformed into a thick buttery cookie. 💀
- •Chocolate ChipA good chocolate chip cookie is like a shooting star... Or a unicorn. ☄🦄☄ Difficult and nearly impossible to come by. The perfect chocolate chip cookie is: 1.) not fully baked 2.) melting when I pull it apart 3.) no more than 20% chocolate chips. (extra points if the chocolate chips are small and not chunky)
- •Mexican Wedding CookiesDamn, baby. Get over here. These only show up around the holidays, in my house. Buttery short bread on the inside... Powdered sugar on the outside. 💀
- •Secret Family Recipe for Sugar CookiesLet me break this down for you - you've never had a sugar cookie this good. It's buttery, it's sweet, it's a little salty... It's melting in your mouth. You're dead, now. 💀
- •ThumbprintAt this point, I think it's safe to say I'm a shortbread whore. Shortbread with a little jelly in the middle? Sign me up.
- •StroopwafelsLiiiiiike I don't even think this counts as a cookie... But do I look like I care? When I die, bury me in Stroopwafels. Thanks.
- •Peppermint Christmas CookieTwo strands of peppermint sugar cookie twisted together into the shape of a candy cane. After a couple of these, I have a migraine that makes me question the meaning of life... But it was worth it.
- •WafersThese basic bitches will always have a special place in my heart.
- •Double Chocolate ChipONLY FROM THE BAKERY NEAR MY HOUSE. It's like a brownie had a torrid love affair with a chocolate chip cookie. Yes, you have died. Yes, this is heaven.
- •Selfie of me right now.