Things I'm Still Bitter About

Inspired by @mackenzieo
  1. Losing to a first grader named CRAIG in my second grade spelling bee.
    "FIRM... F-E-R-M.. Firm."
  2. Being cast as Marta the 7 year old Von Trapp child in The Sound of Music. Despite being 16?!?!? Why, drama teacher, why?!
    I was taller than Liesel. 16, going on 7.
  3. Babysitting for 8 hours and getting paid $8.
    At the age of 11.
  4. That I didn't name my cat, Carol.
    Because yelling "DAMMIT CAROL!" when she knocks things over would be hilarious.
  5. I didn't read Harry Potter as a child.
    I would've LOVED IT. I love it, as an adult. But baby me would've LOVED it.