Haaaaalp.
  1. I don't want Curly Fries every hour of the day.
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    Or ever, for that matter.
  2. Running is fun.
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  3. No one needs to contact me 24/7. If you need me, you can call me on my landline.*
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    *Or page me. Let's bring pagers back.
  4. Wifi? Who needs it.
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    Not me.
  5. It doesn't matter if someone doesn't like me / doesn't approve of what I'm doing/saying/wearing.
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  6. Working out is enjoyable
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  7. Please contact me ASAP if you have voodoo hypnotist powers.
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