Wanted : Hypnotist (to Convince Me That...)
- •I don't want Curly Fries every hour of the day.Or ever, for that matter.
- •Running is fun.
- •No one needs to contact me 24/7. If you need me, you can call me on my landline.**Or page me. Let's bring pagers back.
- •Wifi? Who needs it.Not me.
- •It doesn't matter if someone doesn't like me / doesn't approve of what I'm doing/saying/wearing.
- •Working out is enjoyable
- •Please contact me ASAP if you have voodoo hypnotist powers.