Because being passive is overrated. Thanks, therapy.
  1. "I kind of feel like..."
    Nope. I DEFINITELY feel this way.
  2. "I'm not sure..."
    Nope. I'm totally sure.
  3. "I don't care."
    I do care. There's probably an opinion somewhere in there.
  4. "I think I know where that is. I think it's off (this) street."
    I KNOW where it is. Why am I saying I think I do?
  5. "I'm sorry.."
    When I'm not sorry.
  6. "I hope I'm not coming off (this) way."
    It doesn't matter how I'm coming off. Because this is how I feel.
  7. "It's really no big deal. You don't need to apologize."
    Nope. I would apologize to you. It's human decency for you to apologize to me.
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  9. This is the part of the list where I reference Chris Traeger. With GIF's, obviously.
    GIF Whore. 🙋🏼
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  12. Confidence is key. 🔑