Guilty pleasures

Shit Son! Don't tell my kids, or my husband. Wait, they probably already know.
  1. 1.
    A whole bag of York Peppermint Patties
    Yummmm
  2. 2.
    Marijuana
    Shhh
  3. 3.
    Lists
    Dur
  4. 4.
    Walking my dog without her leash attached.
    Hey, I am holding the leash, and I am picking up her bombs...
  5. 5.
    Stealing people's empty plant pots
    What? If you don't plant something in it, it is easy to pick up, duh. Plus, I WILL plant something in it, thereby fulfilling it's destiny.
  6. 6.
    Eating a bowl of someone else's cereal before they see you.
    Chomp.n.slurp
  7. 7.
    The Showtime show "Billions"
    The "good guys" sex life? Eeww...