Shit Son! Don't tell my kids, or my husband. Wait, they probably already know.
- •A whole bag of York Peppermint PattiesYummmm
- •Walking my dog without her leash attached.Hey, I am holding the leash, and I am picking up her bombs...
- •Stealing people's empty plant potsWhat? If you don't plant something in it, it is easy to pick up, duh. Plus, I WILL plant something in it, thereby fulfilling it's destiny.
- •Eating a bowl of someone else's cereal before they see you.Chomp.n.slurp
- •The Showtime show "Billions"The "good guys" sex life? Eeww...