Things my kid is getting busted for by the man that I am currently getting away with
Right of passage: Sitting with your child while she explains to the Juvey Officer having a pipe in the car and a burnt out headlamp. (Me/Her)
- •Smoking Cannabis / smoking weedLeft = me, Right = 17 yr old
- •Owning 3 PAX's / Gatorade bottle sharpie bong
- •Hiding an frequently revisited habit / throwing stinky hot box clothing on bedroom floor
- •Has a Serious Weed Pokerface / cries nonstopOk this is not really a list item, just a comparison.
- •Locks up everything in a safe / drops roach on bathroom floor
- •Side swiped Boss's car / Totaled backup family carFollowing to close to some dumbass teen girls who slammed on brakes in middle of road...