WHY I DRINK
there are many reasons why people decide to turn to alcohol, and these are my extremely valid reasons.
- •love is stupid
- •other people offered to pay for my liquid courage
- •sometimes, I just want a reasonable explanation for why I express my true feelings about things
- •"I was drunk" is an excuse that is accepted and understood world wide
- •my best days of work generally follow my best nights of drinking
- •I don't have to think about the fact that I am 25 and slowly rotting my youth away in a cubicle
- •life is more honest and fun while intoxicatedand don't even try to argue this known fact, okay?
- •everyone else wants to be drinking right now, anyway
- •I can play bieber's entire new album on the jukebox without anyone deciding it is a personal vendetta against them
- •it was an accident