THINGS I'D RATHER BE DOING THAN WORKING

  1. Eating tacos
  2. Drinking a glass of alcohol
  3. Drinking another glass of alcohol
  4. Getting lost in my couch
  5. Waving at strangers on the street
  6. Pretending I have a talk show segment where I ask strangers on the street to do silly things
  7. Sitting in boat
  8. Watching an old couple hold hands as they take a stroll
  9. Eat raw broccoli
  10. Build a canoe with my bare hands
  11. Play an entire Celine Dion album at the Beaver