1. As useful as a lead balloon
  2. I need that like I need a hole in my head
  3. Drunk as a skunk
  4. Cut off your nose to spite your face
  5. Jack of all trades, and a master of none
  6. She's lost her marbles
  7. A stones throw away
  8. Get back up on the horse
  9. Is the Pope Catholic
  10. I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached
  11. Chomping at the bit
  12. Do you think I'm made of money
  13. Pissing in the wind