Things I Call My Children

  1. You
  2. Pika CHOOO
  3. Tiny
  4. Other Tiny
  5. Turkeypickle
  6. Turkeydog
  7. Turkeypicklehuckledog
  8. Slick
  9. Bigpimpin'
  10. Chickennoodle
  11. Sweetlove
  12. Little sweet
  13. Bood
  14. Booboo
  15. What kid? Oh, that one? Um, noooooo...*looks around* I am not sure who THAT kid's mother is...*edges away*