If Jar Jar Binks Is the New Bad Guy of the Star Wars Franchise I Will...

If you haven't read this insane (but very plausible) fan theory about the new movies, please do. You can find both the Reddit link and theory link in this article: http://www.wired.com/2015/10/insane-star-wars-theory/
  1. ACTUALLY LOSE MY SHIT.
  2. Possibly have a heart attack.
  3. Cry because the prequels have (kind of) been redeemed.
  4. Worship at the altar of JJ Abrams forever and ever amen.