The Zombie Apocalypse: Parks and Rec Edition. Who Will Win? Who Will Be the First to Go?
Agree or disagree? Who do you think would outlast the Pawnee Zombie Apocalypse?
- 1.Winner: April Ludgate"Macaroni and Poison. It's like mac and cheese but with a special ingredient."
- 2.Ron Swanson"I suffer from a disorder called Sleep Fighting."
- 3.Leslie Knope"The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!"
- 4.Donna Meagle"I love you like a brother, but right now I hate you… like my actual brother Lavondrious, who I hate."
- 5.Ann Perkins"Ann, you devious bastard"
- 6.Chris Traeger“My body is finely tuned, like a microchip, and the flu is like a grain of sand. It could literally shut down the entire system."
- 7.Andy Dwyer"I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. I didn’t actually sell my last car, I just forgot where I parked it. I don’t know who Al Gore is, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask. When they say 2% milk, I don’t know what the other 98% is. When I was a baby, my head was so big scientists did experiments on me. I once threw a beer at a swan and then it attacked my niece Rebecca."
- 8.Ben Wyatt"The calzones...betrayed me."
- 9.Tom Haverford"I think that guy wants to hunt me."
- 10.Jerry Gurgich"Jerry's face is the symbol of failure"
- 11.Aaaaand Pawnee's first zombie: Jean-Ralphio Saperstein"I got run over by a Lexus."