The Zombie Apocalypse: Parks and Rec Edition. Who Will Win? Who Will Be the First to Go?

Agree or disagree? Who do you think would outlast the Pawnee Zombie Apocalypse?
  1. 1.
    Winner: April Ludgate
    "Macaroni and Poison. It's like mac and cheese but with a special ingredient."
  2. 2.
    Ron Swanson
    "I suffer from a disorder called Sleep Fighting."
  3. 3.
    Leslie Knope
    "The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!"
  4. 4.
    Donna Meagle
    "I love you like a brother, but right now I hate you… like my actual brother Lavondrious, who I hate."
  5. 5.
    Ann Perkins
    "Ann, you devious bastard"
  6. 6.
    Chris Traeger
    “My body is finely tuned, like a microchip, and the flu is like a grain of sand. It could literally shut down the entire system."
  7. 7.
    Andy Dwyer
    "I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. I didn’t actually sell my last car, I just forgot where I parked it. I don’t know who Al Gore is, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask. When they say 2% milk, I don’t know what the other 98% is. When I was a baby, my head was so big scientists did experiments on me. I once threw a beer at a swan and then it attacked my niece Rebecca."
  8. 8.
    Ben Wyatt
    "The calzones...betrayed me."
  9. 9.
    Tom Haverford
    "I think that guy wants to hunt me."
  10. 10.
    Jerry Gurgich
    "Jerry's face is the symbol of failure"
  11. 11.
    Aaaaand Pawnee's first zombie: Jean-Ralphio Saperstein
    "I got run over by a Lexus."