Agree or disagree? Who do you think would outlast the Pawnee Zombie Apocalypse?
  1. Winner: April Ludgate
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    "Macaroni and Poison. It's like mac and cheese but with a special ingredient."
  2. Ron Swanson
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    "I suffer from a disorder called Sleep Fighting."
  3. Leslie Knope
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    "The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!"
  4. Donna Meagle
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    "I love you like a brother, but right now I hate you… like my actual brother Lavondrious, who I hate."
  5. Ann Perkins
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    "Ann, you devious bastard"
  6. Chris Traeger
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    “My body is finely tuned, like a microchip, and the flu is like a grain of sand. It could literally shut down the entire system."
  7. Andy Dwyer
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    "I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. I didn’t actually sell my last car, I just forgot where I parked it. I don’t know who Al Gore is, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask. When they say 2% milk, I don’t know what the other 98% is. When I was a baby, my head was so big scientists did experiments on me. I once threw a beer at a swan and then it attacked my niece Rebecca."
  8. Ben Wyatt
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    "The calzones...betrayed me."
  9. Tom Haverford
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    "I think that guy wants to hunt me."
  10. Jerry Gurgich
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    "Jerry's face is the symbol of failure"
  11. Aaaaand Pawnee's first zombie: Jean-Ralphio Saperstein
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    "I got run over by a Lexus."