Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. Truth
  2. Because who doesn't love Riley Curry enjoying life in a pink leotard. Also, I work for a ballet company in the bay- Hi Curry family! ;) Also, yes, I realize how potentially creepy this may seem.
  3. Retail therapy + world market= happy happy heart.
  4. Babysitting for friends and I had to google "how to use an Apple TV Remote."
  5. Excited to spread the joy that comes when you learn OITNB is back on Netflix
  6. @bjnovak LIKED MY LIST AND COMMENTED ON A PHOTO OF MY NIECE. Ok, so he probably does that for everyone, but you get the point.
  7. Wtf?
  8. Procrastination