LIST APP IS BREAKING MY HUSBAND
okay, this might be slightly exaggerated, but not by much!
- •he chooses writing lists instead of going to the gym each morningso when he turns into a sloth and has a sudden heart attack I'm blaming it all on you, list app.
- •he writes lists instead of talking to his wifeour normal pre-sleep chats have morphed into staring at his phone searching for gifs to complement his wit.
- •he now spends even MORE time hiding in the bathroom from his familyand we all know he's working on a list most of those 25 minute sessions 3-4 times a day. it's gotten to the point that even my 2 year old knows to run to the bathroom door if she doesn't see her da da around. 🙄
- •and so, I'm pretty sure the list app is turning into his preciousand I will see this look soon when I ask him to put his phone away.