LIST APP IS BREAKING MY HUSBAND

okay, this might be slightly exaggerated, but not by much!
  1. he chooses writing lists instead of going to the gym each morning
    so when he turns into a sloth and has a sudden heart attack I'm blaming it all on you, list app.
  2. he writes lists instead of talking to his wife
    our normal pre-sleep chats have morphed into staring at his phone searching for gifs to complement his wit.
  3. he now spends even MORE time hiding in the bathroom from his family
    and we all know he's working on a list most of those 25 minute sessions 3-4 times a day. it's gotten to the point that even my 2 year old knows to run to the bathroom door if she doesn't see her da da around. 🙄
  4. and so, I'm pretty sure the list app is turning into his precious
    and I will see this look soon when I ask him to put his phone away.