MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE
- •knowing how to push your husband just past his boundary for managing crazy wife behavior.
- •scholarly publishing.
- •making super cute babies and letting them easily manipulate me because of fetal microchimerisim (and also the cuteness).
- •coveting whatever you ordered and likely regretting my meal choice.
- •eating steamed crabs (a choice I never regret).
- •anxiety and/or sleeplessness.
- •understanding cat behavior.
- •being certain that you're going to get us into an accident just about anytime I'm a passenger (also see: item 6 above).
- •music by Tori Amos (see related list: TORI AMOS ALBUMS, RANKED)