1. knowing how to push your husband just past his boundary for managing crazy wife behavior.
  2. scholarly publishing.
  3. making super cute babies and letting them easily manipulate me because of fetal microchimerisim (and also the cuteness).
  4. coveting whatever you ordered and likely regretting my meal choice.
  5. eating steamed crabs (a choice I never regret).
  6. anxiety and/or sleeplessness.
  7. understanding cat behavior.
  8. being certain that you're going to get us into an accident just about anytime I'm a passenger (also see: item 6 above).
  9. music by Tori Amos (see related list: TORI AMOS ALBUMS, RANKED)