THINGS I'M DOING TO BEAT MY HUSBAND IN A FITBIT CHALLENGE

instead of just legit exercising like you're supposed to
  1. cornering my husband so he can't walk
    while swinging my arm around like a crazy person
  2. gesticulating wildly
    I'm not fooling anyone
  3. taunting him
  4. pacing my bathroom while brushing my teeth
  5. walking in circles around the kitchen island
    while my 4 year old says "...mommy?" with a concerned look on his face
  6. following my one year old around the house
    I should really just strap this thing to her
  7. who will win? stay tuned! 🏅🚵🏻🚫
  8. update!