thoughts when another person enters the tiny restroom at work and I'm in stall 1 of 2
- •really? are we really doing this?
- •if I just sit here in silence they're gonna be suspicious that I'm mid-shit and then they'll check my shoes, determine my identity and blame me for the terrible smell (IT WAS LIKE THAT WHEN I GOT HERE LADY). I must start peeing immediately.
- •nope, not happening. too quiet.
- •ah yes, here we go, sitting in awkward silence next to one another, waiting for the other to make some noise so we can start peeing.
- •THIS IS MY HELL