thoughts when another person enters the tiny restroom at work and I'm in stall 1 of 2

  1. fuuuuuck
  2. really? are we really doing this?
  3. if I just sit here in silence they're gonna be suspicious that I'm mid-shit and then they'll check my shoes, determine my identity and blame me for the terrible smell (IT WAS LIKE THAT WHEN I GOT HERE LADY). I must start peeing immediately.
  4. nope, not happening. too quiet.
  5. ah yes, here we go, sitting in awkward silence next to one another, waiting for the other to make some noise so we can start peeing.
  6. THIS IS MY HELL