TODD & MARGO

all I want to know is:
  1. why would these too-cool-for-school hipsters of the late 80s decide to move to suburbia?
  2. they don't seem very happy; they aren't even really trying with the interior decorating.
    fake plants don't count.
  3. these outfits do not say neighborhood Christmas party.
  4. were they too embarrassed to wear these things in the city?
    reasonable, if so.
  5. this is what you get when you move to the suburbs, Todd.
    now really, what the hell are you doing here?