Songs I Sang Last Night At Karaoke Ranked By Level Of Inebriation
- •"Brass in Pocket" - The PretendersFirst song of the night. Sober. I know it well, so the intimidation factor is low.
- •"Criminal"- Fiona AppleA couple of drinks in. Starting to feel myself.
- •"Shake It Off" - Taylor SwiftOh yeah. Tip. Sy. There may have been some showcasing of some moves. And giggling.
- •"A - YO" - Lady GagaYou have to be drunk to take on Lady Gaga. I like to think I killed it. I'm fairly certain I did not. But this led to...
- •"Bad Romance" - Lady GagaThis. And that's when I knew it was time to go home. Call the Uber!