Things I have done today to avoid housework

  1. Slept
  2. Watched old SNL with my daughters.
  3. Watched old Grey's Anatomy with my daughters.
  4. Eaten chips and salsa while reading the latest Stephen King.
  5. Taken a shower.
  6. Taken pointless Buzzfeed quizzes.
  7. Scrolled through Facebook so much that there are no new posts to read.
  8. Watched my son play video games.
  9. Watched YouTube videos with my son of other people playing video games.
  10. Talked about how much I have to do and how I should be doing it.
  11. Made lists. On here. Not actual helpful lists that would aid in completing any real life tasks.