1. Phones with screens that work.
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  2. Cars that don't have smashed front fenders.
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  3. All of my FB friends finishing their fucking 5 day "Pictures of How AMAAAAAZING My Marriage Is!!!" challenge.
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  4. Resetting all of my passwords because I went through 2 new phones in a week and I have the short term memory of Dory.
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  5. Chorizo. It's delicious, and I can't stop making quesdillas with it.
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