Things I'm Into This Week

  1. Phones with screens that work.
  2. Cars that don't have smashed front fenders.
  3. All of my FB friends finishing their fucking 5 day "Pictures of How AMAAAAAZING My Marriage Is!!!" challenge.
  4. Resetting all of my passwords because I went through 2 new phones in a week and I have the short term memory of Dory.
  5. Chorizo. It's delicious, and I can't stop making quesdillas with it.