Moments That Feel Like You're Doing Something Illegal Even When Youre Not

  1. Not wearing a bra in public
  2. Not wearing underwear in public
  3. Having a fully charged phone for a 14 hour flight
  4. Having not 1, but TWO empty seats next to you on an international red-eye flight
  5. Only having to wait half the time the hostess tells you for your table at a restaurant
  6. Finding cash in your pants or jacket pocket
  7. Eating in your car in a busy parking lot
  8. Texting during takeoff
    Suggested by   @ChrisK