Real Phrases Heard or Said at the Office That Didn't at All Sound Weird at the Time
I love my job and the fact that the Internet makes none of these sound weird. At any time.
- •Isn’t there a True Life about this?
- •Let's play a game called...count the turtlenecks
- •I would totally date the guy in the Step 3 image
- •I pretty much went on a date with the guy in Step 3 last night
- •This child has creepily manicured eyebrows
- •What's the line between "super instructive" and "oh no. too graphic. how do I unsee this?"
- •Please ask them to redo without showing the nipple
- •The peeing article is trending today
- •Me: Want a ListApp invite? Colleague: Sure! Me: I'm not convinced. Colleague: Pleaseeeee Me: Nah, nvmd.Just doing my due diligence to protect the sacredness of this community 🙌 (**update: they pleaded their case and I approved)