Things a Yoga Teacher Says That Would Be Weird if a First Date Said

  1. Let's bend at the waist.
  2. Focus on the color a turquoise...not navy.
  3. Time to switch positions.
  4. Let's go into the child's pose.
  5. Focus on your breaths and pause there.
  6. Look into your own eyes.
  7. Imagine your hipbones touching the sky.
  8. I'd like to end with a poem.