I'd rather stick a fork in my eye than name this list "My Girl Squad Goals"
  1. Mindy Kaling
    She would always be up for in-depth discussions about various pop culture topics.
  2. Fictional character Cookie Lyon
    She'd teach me how to be sassy and take no shit.
  3. JK Rowling
    She'd be the Mother Hen of the group, giving us life advice and book recommendations.
  4. Hilary Duff
    She would do basic white girl stuff with me while we reminisced about the 90s.
  5. Adele
    She'd perform all her songs for me live and always be down for a night in a dive bar.