1. Draco Malfoy
    Also, the Slytherin house as a whole. But him in particular.
  2. Kris Jenner
  3. Rose Dawson
    The driftwood debacle
  4. Keanu Reeves
    Go read the article "True Story of Sad Keanu, and Why He Is the Nicest Guy in Hollywood." Your life will never be the same.
  5. Ross Geller