No I don't have a party to go to, why do you ask? Yes @SinkHerShip and I can eat all this ourselves, judgement free zone please.
  1. Crab dip
    Mix one block of cream cheese, two cups shredded cheddar, two tablespoons mayo, a third cup of sour cream, one package imitation crab, and cayenne pepper to your preferred spiciness. Serve with wheat thins.
  2. Bacon weenies
    Wrap 1/3 slice of bacon around cocktail weenies, pile on brown sugar, bake on a well lined cookie sheet at 375 for about an hour.
  3. Lemon cake cookies
    Can be done with any cake and frosting flavor. Mix one cake mix, 2 eggs, and 1/3 cup oil. Roll into balls and bake at 375 for 6-8 minutes. Let cool and frost.
  4. Celery
    In case of vegetable emergency.