Important Questions

I need answers.
  1. Why did my mother choose a hotel right next to an airport?
    While staying in Atlanta for a soccer tournament, I wake up to loud planes flying right above our hotel:)))
  2. What ever happened to Ryan and Kelley from the Office?
    Are they married? Did Ryan run off to Fort Lauderdale again?
  3. What ever happened to Saturday ni-i-ights?
    When you dressed up sharp, and you felt alright.
  4. Will I ever grow to be taller than the 5'2" I am now?
    Please let the answer be yes.
  5. Why is it so hot in this hotel room?
    "Because I'm in here" No.
  6. And finally...
  7. What is the meaning of life?
    I really want to know.