1. Every time I've made eye contact with a stranger
  2. A fat guy on molly spent 20 min telling me about how much he values "conversation" and then asked me if I wanted to get out of here
  3. Got told a bad joke in a Cafe Express
  4. 40 yr old man kept dancing next to us at a David Bowie tribute
  5. A man on a tricycle yelled at me in Spanish
  6. Wasn't actually a date, but the Starbucks barista called it one and made it awkward
  7. Touched elbows with a classmate