ASKING FOR A FRIEND

  1. Is it socially acceptable to take McDonald's on public transportation?
  2. Is a fuzzy pink sweater with a giant gold sequin heart work appropriate?
  3. How many times can a person eat french fries in a week before it becomes a problem?
  4. Is it wrong to buy more lipstick when you already have a makeup bag filled to the brim with them?
  5. Same goes for nail polish?
  6. How many days can a person go without washing her hair before she should be ashamed?
  7. Does putting an alert on a dude's Twitter account so you get notified every time he posts something make you a stalker?