ASKING FOR A FRIEND
- •Is it socially acceptable to take McDonald's on public transportation?
- •Is a fuzzy pink sweater with a giant gold sequin heart work appropriate?
- •How many times can a person eat french fries in a week before it becomes a problem?
- •Is it wrong to buy more lipstick when you already have a makeup bag filled to the brim with them?
- •Same goes for nail polish?
- •How many days can a person go without washing her hair before she should be ashamed?
- •Does putting an alert on a dude's Twitter account so you get notified every time he posts something make you a stalker?