An entirely inadequate and incomplete list of fictional crushes
  1. Duckie from Pretty in Pink
    Andie tossing him aside for Blaine was like turning down a Korean BBQ taco for a Wonderbread bologna sandwich.
  2. Either Weasley twin
    But maybe favor George for obvious sad reasons.
  3. Actually, pretty much any Weasley
    Even Percy the git.
  4. Reformed Jess from Gilmore Girls
    By "reformed" I mean Jess at that point when he stopped being a butt-faced miscreant, got his act together, and opened a publishing house in Philly.
  5. Max from Gilmore Girls
    I do think Lorelei was supposed to end up with Luke, but I also believe I'm supposed to end up with Max.
  6. Mr. Knightly
    #husbandmaterial 💍
  7. Nick Andropolis from Freaks and Geeks
    Such a sweetie!
  8. Agent Dale Cooper
    The only thing wrong with him is that he's perfect. I would straight up marry him.
  9. Cyrano de Bergerac
    Witty men are my KRYPTONITE.
  10. Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti
    He's geeky in an endearing way and has an adorable face and accent. All-around smart and nice guy.
  11. Charles Bingley
    But it would just be a fling/I would eventually dump him for Darcy.
  12. Ben Feldman
    I know that Ben Feldman is not a fictional character, but I would date literally every fictional character I've seen him play.
  13. Roger Radcliffe
    We would have so many dogs! 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶 Also he's an adorable musician with a British accent.
  14. Poe Dameron
    He's super brave and smart and has excellent hair. Also he seems pretty indestructible, which is a bonus.
  15. George Bailey
    George Bailey, I'll love you 'till the day I die. You can lasso me the moon any time.
  16. Ned the Piemaker
    We'd eventually end it over his inability to move on from things, and the fact that he's altogether too aware of his own adorableness. But we'd stay friends and I'd stop by for pie every once in a while.
  17. Benedick from Much Ado About Nothing
    I seek only a man with whom to wage a merry war of wits.
  18. Ben Wyatt
    Ideal life mate. We'd bond over calzones and board games.
  19. Steven Hyde
    He's the kind of nimrod everyone has to date once. But he's at least a genuinely sweet and sensitive nimrod under his gruff exterior. We'd mostly just listen to records and eat junk food together.
  20. Lucky Garnett
    But really any Fred Astaire character from 1933-1953.
  21. Han Solo.
    I love him. He knows.