I AM SECRETLY A CROTCHETY OLD MAN 👴🏼

  1. Youths!
  2. Kids these days...
  3. Get off my lawn! I'm keeping this frisbee!
  4. You want to go to a party that starts at 10 pm? That's an hour past my bedtime, sorry.
  5. Pull your pants up, punk. No one needs a gander at your drawers.
  6. Cut your hair. You look like an idiot with that man bun. What are you supposed to be, some kind of sumo wrestler?
  7. Turn down your crap music!
  8. *Squints disapprovingly at rowdy teenagers while walking around the mall* 😒