I AM SECRETLY A CROTCHETY OLD MAN 👴🏼
- •Kids these days...
- •Get off my lawn! I'm keeping this frisbee!
- •You want to go to a party that starts at 10 pm? That's an hour past my bedtime, sorry.
- •Pull your pants up, punk. No one needs a gander at your drawers.
- •Cut your hair. You look like an idiot with that man bun. What are you supposed to be, some kind of sumo wrestler?
- •Turn down your crap music!
- •*Squints disapprovingly at rowdy teenagers while walking around the mall* 😒