1. I watched a Magic Bullet infomercial
  2. David Tennant turned into Matt Smith on Dr Who
  3. I went on a date with a guy who wore a sweatband on his head the whole night and told me he joined the army because he wanted to kill people
  4. The opening ceremony of the Sochi Olympics included beautiful tributes to Russian authors
  5. Ennui
  6. No discernible reason