THINGS I WANT EVERY MORNING WITHOUT FAIL

  1. More sleep
  2. To check my phone
  3. To not want to check my phone the second I gain consciousness
  4. McDonalds breakfast
    Although this ones gone down a little with the bittersweet announcement of "Breakfast all day" - oh McDonald's you knew what you were doing the entire time, your unavailability made you so desired now you're just too accessible
  5. For someone to move my car
    Street parking in LA ugh