THINGS THAT PISS MY BOYFRIEND / MYSELF OFF

  1. When I hang on his pants and pull them down
  2. When he bites my arms
  3. When I bite his nipple
  4. When he pulls down on my purse
  5. When I bit his nipple in public and when he pinches me back
  6. When I complain about how dirty my face/feet continuously
  7. When I complain about how the security guard made me throw away my pen at the entrance because "no ink allowed at the music festival" when it was literally such a good pen