SHADE LENÙ COULD HAVE THROWN BUT DIDN'T
...because she's the noblest.
- •Hey, Nino? I totally slept with your dad on the beach in Ischia.
- •Um, Nino? I know Mirko better than you do, which should embarrass you because he's your kid.
- •Nino? You're only getting published because I hooked you up and I can pull the plug on that super easily but don't because I pity your middling discourse and fragile ego.
- •Marcello? Nobody outside of Naples knows or cares who you are.
- •Nadia, Pasquale is using your means for his political ends and you have nary an original thought in your sweet little head.
- •Hey, Professor Galiani? The Nino thing was all Lila and nothing to do with me, so maybe take Lila off that pedestal. Also chill out and act like a grown up?
- •You guys? The question of who designed the damn shoes really doesn't matter to anyone.
- •Hey, Elisa? I told you so. (Too soon?)
- •Hey, Pietro? Whatcha doin down there? Maybe time to evolve your sexuality in the way you evolve your mind.
- •Nino? Hi. Yeah. Did I mention I lost my virginity to your dad? You two are a lot alike. Bye.