1. You have beautiful teeth.
  2. Your eyes are like ice.
  3. You remind me of my grandmother.
  4. You look like the fall.
  5. You know The Little Mermaid? (Yeah.) You know Ariel? (Yeah.) Well you look like her evil counterpart. You know... Ursula when she morphs into that chick who seduces Prince Eric. You look like that. (Oh.)