WHAT IRRITATES YOUR BARISTA
- •Grabbing your cup from over the counter and handing it to your baristaI know what a medium is, thanks.
- •Taking selfies in lineWtf are you doing and no I don't want to be in your snapchat.
- •"Uhh let me get a venti..."Just stop. And no, you don't know what a macchiato is, bitch.
- •"Can I get a name for this order?" "Brian, what's youuuur name?"
- •Staring down your barista while they make your drink.Your piercing eyes will not make your drink be done any faster.
- •*waits until they're at the front of the line before laying eyes on the menu* "Hmmmmm, I've never been here, what do I want?"
- •"Extra hot and extra sweet...like you."I'll decaf you, I swear to God.
- •Don't expect everyone to know your hometown's name for a certain drink."You've never heard of a Hammerhead? I thought this was a coffee shop."