THINGS RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD AS I WATCH THE FINAL EPISODE OF JESSICA JONES

  1. David Tennant is hot
  2. There is so much violence in this show
  3. Damn
  4. Was this show always so violent?
  5. Whoa
  6. Why won't my dog stop farting?
  7. I need to get my dog new food.
  8. Luke is super hot.
  9. Rosario Dawson is everything
  10. I should watch Josie and the Pussycats soon
  11. What does the cute boy from Josie and the Pussycats look like now?
  12. This. He looks like this.
  13. Does finding David T hot while he's playing a bad guy make me a bad person?
  14. Nah.
  15. This show is really dark
  16. I should tell my dad to not watch this even though I told him he might like it when I saw him at Thanksgiving
  17. I wish I still had pumpkin pie in my fridge
  18. Jessica's arms are so ripped
  19. I should work out
  20. HOLY SHIT THAT IS A BIG NEEDLE WHY IS THE NEEDLE SO BIG
  21. This is stressing me out so bad rn
  22. Trish is the most patient person in the world.
  23. Srsly
  24. What else is the gal who plays Trish in?
  25. She was apparently in Transformers?
  26. I have no memory of that. But I blocked most of that movie.
  27. This episode feels really long
  28. I totally forgot about Hogarth!
  29. She's such a b-word.
  30. She puts the "ho" in "Hogarth"
  31. Lol jk, she's not a ho
  32. oH MY GOD HE IS SO INSANE
  33. Holy shit
  34. YAS JESSICA
  35. YAAAAAS
  36. Haelee's cat keeps staring at me.
  37. Like this
  38. "I'm so embarrassed for you." -Rory
  39. Is there going to be a season 2 of this?
  40. Malcolm is so sweet.
  41. There's totally gonna be a season 2
  42. How did those people get her phone number?
  43. Oh right. She probably advertises it because she's a PI.
  44. Does she have her own website?
  45. Did she use squarespace.com for her hypothetical site?
  46. That was dark. I liked it.
  47. Whew
  48. I should finish watching Dare Devil.