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  1. My genital herpes just turned three!
    You gotta celebrate the little things.
  2. Hard pass.
    No one needed to give my ex-boyfriend a musical.
  3. Anyone looking for a beer-soaked summer home?
    For sale: frat house, consent optional.
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  1. "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
  2. "You just need to own your scars."
  3. "The world isn't gentle."
  4. "Hiding from what hurts you accomplishes nothing."
Crowd-sourced dating tips from my Facebook friends.
  1. 1.
    When he regularly uses the phrase "capital begets capital."
  2. 2.
    When there's an entire room devoted to Disney memorabilia in her apartment.
  3. 3.
    When he uses air quotes to refer to the "LA drought."
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