WHY I HAVEN'T MADE A LIST YET

Even though I love this alp
  1. Pure laziness.
  2. Pure lack of inspiration.
  3. I only think about it on the train during my commute and that's when I'm mostly focusing all my energy on not touching the people next to me.
  4. So much pressure for the first list, ya know?????????
  5. What's even funny? (Not this.)